Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 9.0 to Wife 1.0.  I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of myspace and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system>activity. Applications such as Pub 3.5, Football 2.1, and Gym 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I’m thinking about visiting Girlfriend 7.0 to net some visual basics and she also happens to be compatible with Playstation 3, Beer 33.0 but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. All my friends say a dual core existence is not wise and I should never even try to operate two OS at once especially when event logging might be activated.
I sometimes get surprise popups from In-Laws 1.0, and I have tried safe-mode but this is not accessible especially with one of the two subprograms it has. Wife 1.0 provides commands prompts to function as I would ‘normally’ when In-Laws 1.0 is in the background, and threatens to change my login details if I don’t look interested while they provide their updates.
Sometimes this is worst than dialup and I have read about systems that hang. Please can you help me debug!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.