Google Suggests – The Weird Results

Capes — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:10:59 +0000

Google Suggests is a when Google automatically suggests the rest of what you might type in the search box when you are about to search for something.

Here are some weird suggestions…

When you type ‘i like to’ you get:
The first suggestion is ‘i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur’. Look at the others: ‘i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger’, ‘i like to think of jesus in a tuxedo shirt’.
When you type ‘god is’ you get:

The first suggestion is ‘god is great beer is good’, what the hell! ‘god is an astronaut’???

When you type ‘fly’ you get:

‘flying spaghetti monster’ is actually a church (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).
When you type ‘bad th’ you get:

‘bad things about obama’ -them journalists, I tell you!

When you type ‘ant f’ you get:
Now why would you want to know about ‘chernobyl ant fishing’ chernobyl ants would be freaky because of the chernobyl nuclear accident that occured there. This probably explains why you need to fish for them!

When you type ‘duck f’ you get:

‘duck fart’? What does ‘duck fart recipe’ look like -what would it taste like?

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Capes — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:22:17 +0000

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 9.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of myspace and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system>activity. Applications such as Pub 3.5, Football 2.1, and Gym 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I’m thinking about visiting Girlfriend 7.0 to net some visual basics and she also happens to be compatible with Playstation 3, Beer 33.0 but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. All my friends say a dual core existence is not wise and I should never even try to operate two OS at once especially when event logging might be activated.
I sometimes get surprise popups from In-Laws 1.0, and I have tried safe-mode but this is not accessible especially with one of the two subprograms it has. Wife 1.0 provides commands prompts to function as I would ‘normally’ when In-Laws 1.0 is in the background, and threatens to change my login details if I don’t look interested while they provide their updates.
Sometimes this is worst than dialup and I have read about systems that hang. Please can you help me debug!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

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Google Suggests – The Weird Results

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