Google Suggests – The Weird Results

Capes — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:10:59 +0000

Google Suggests is a when Google automatically suggests the rest of what you might type in the search box when you are about to search for something.

Here are some weird suggestions…

When you type ‘i like to’ you get:
The first suggestion is ‘i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur’. Look at the others: ‘i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger’, ‘i like to think of jesus in a tuxedo shirt’.
When you type ‘god is’ you get:

The first suggestion is ‘god is great beer is good’, what the hell! ‘god is an astronaut’???

When you type ‘fly’ you get:

‘flying spaghetti monster’ is actually a church (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).
When you type ‘bad th’ you get:

‘bad things about obama’ -them journalists, I tell you!

When you type ‘ant f’ you get:
Now why would you want to know about ‘chernobyl ant fishing’ chernobyl ants would be freaky because of the chernobyl nuclear accident that occured there. This probably explains why you need to fish for them!

When you type ‘duck f’ you get:

‘duck fart’? What does ‘duck fart recipe’ look like -what would it taste like?

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Google Suggests – The Weird Results